Sorry officer, I honestly thought she was...

Tonight I surprised even my own self.

During dinner, the daughter of the restaurant owner (who I must say went all out of her way to accommodate us) caught my attention. I can honestly say that I think she’s extremely alluring if nothing else.

She was well mannered, had impeccable spoken English and even though it was Buka time and we came late, she was still friendly enough to bring us our food with little or no complaints.

On the way out, a friend asked what her name was and what she was currently doing.

She said she was a student.

I honestly thought she was 20 at the least.

Nope. Ladies and gentleman…this girl…she was still in high school.

Crap. Not again.

I’m definitely not going down that route again. Nope nope nope.

Everybody laughed.

Hawhawhaw.

Comments

iDAN said…
huhhuhuhhuhuhuhu.....Strike 2!!!!!....
4:43 AM
iDAN said…
elar...apa lak ayam nie wei!?!?!?
8:34 PM
Anonymous said…
aduh eddy darliing...kena 10 sebatan tuh..dont dont...hahaha.
LyNn
3:40 AM
Eddie said…
i knoww...haish. It gets much more complicated though...

bila nak Baccarat lagi? :P
8:37 PM
Eddie said…
Mata aku dah jadik cam Cyclops dah beb. Hohoho. Tu lah X-Men byk angat. X-Women pon takpe gaks... :P
10:22 PM
iDAN said…
awek cun..awek cun!!...
6:14 PM
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